Today we are doing a review of the vaporgenie portable vaporizer pipe. You can get the vaporgenie in several different woods and finishes and direct from the vaporgenie website will set you back about $55.00us
The vaporgenie works by unscrewing the top of the vaporgenie and adding ganja to the bottom mouthpiece. You then screw the top back on and apply flame and mixed with fresh air while inhaling to warm the ceramic filter that sits in the top piece. Said ceramic filter will warm to a temperature that will warm your cannabis until vapor starts to trickle into the pipe. As illustrated by the diagram below:
Is it worth it? Trying the vaporgenie for the first time proved daunting. It is extremely hard to get the ceramic piece to heat up adequately. Finally when I do get it going I don’t get very much. I tried a few different methods of playing with the flame and was able to get a solid hit. The hit I took burned with searing hot razors that were cutting down my throat. Upon exhalation all I tasted was burned popcorn. I tried several other times each time following the directions very carefully with no difference with how the unit performed. I had a handful of friends test this unit following the directions to the letter and we all fared the same results. The vapor is not pleasent and although may be healthier than smoke surely does not feel like it. The taste and consistency of the vapor left me scrambling to find a pipe or my RooR just so I could get the unpleasentness of the vaporgenie out of my mouth.
Conclusion: This pipe is only good if you like running out of breath, by the time you get the vaporgenie warm enough for vapor to come out you’ll feel like you want to collapse from all the hard breathing you have been doing getting the damn thing warmed up.Just when you thought that torture wasn’t enough then comes the vapor out of the pipe and feels like molten lava from the third level of hell enter your lungs. This pipe should be given as a gift to your worst enemy or administered as torture to your kidnap victims on a daily basis. Final thought: The vaporgenie sucks really big crap popsicles, keep away at all costs. $55 dollars would be better spent on an 8th of some sticky and throw it in a RooR bong or a real vaporizer. The vapor genie gets 1/5 noses up.
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