THE OFFICIAL WEEDSNOB
COMMANDMENTS
THOU SHALL NOT
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Thou shall not smoke crappy weed.
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Thou shall not fat lip friends joints.
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Thou shall not suck ash through the bowl into the bong.
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Thou shall not break bong or joint passing rotation unless said person is in another room
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Thou shall not bogart. Keep that shit moving
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Thou shall not complain about free weed ever…even if you are a snob.
THOU SHALL
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Thou shall share your cannabis. Unless it’s your last joint or bowl,then it’s ok to be economical.
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Thou shall let the person who’s weed or house it is smoke first. No exceptions.
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Thou shall always replace the water in the bong after every session.
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Thou shall always have isopropyl alcohol and q-tips on hand to clean out your piece.
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Thou shall smoke out your friends for they will return the favor.
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Thou shall thank the person smoking you out.
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Thou shall inform the next person in the rotation if the bowl is cashed.
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Thou shall pass bowl and lighter in unison,always.
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Thou shall clean up any messes made spilling bongs,chips, liquid etc.
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Thou shall always offer guests who are smoking drink and food. Drymouth is a bitch and so are the munchies
(more will be added on as time goes)
Posted In: The Snob Commandments
